Saturday, August 15, 2009

The End of Communism in Cuba?

Looks like we finally have Cuba right where we want them! How can the people not rise up against a tyranical government that lets them run out of toilet paper? http://www.examiner.com/x-14795-Page-One-Examiner~y2009m8d9-The-Cuban-toilet-paper-shortage
That is, unless PETA has their way: http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=13454
Seriously PETA? This is not your fight and you need to just stay out of it. Besides, don’t you realize that switching from meat to high-fiber fruits and vegetables would just compound the problem for Cubans? The last thing you need to do during a toilet paper crisis is switch to a high-fiber diet! They should probably be stocking up on dairy products instead. And what about the poor babies having to revert to cloth diapers with safety pins! Oh, wait, you probably can’t convince them to go vegan when they absolutely insist on the cruelty of suckling milk from their poor mothers. Darn babies! When will they learn that soy is a healthier alternative?

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